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| i like this girl.
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| today, for the first time, i met me.
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| quick thought of the night:
Mario and Luigi are plumbers. PLUMBERS!! man, that'd be
awesome to find out your neighborhood plumber and his brother were both
on a secret mission to save some princess in some other counry.
of course we wouldn't know because bowser really dominates the world
and he controls the media, from every tv show to every magazine. so no one knows!
what a GREAT DISGUISE!! PLUMBERS!!! i never thought of that!! be right back, gonna go tell my mom real quick.
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| funny thought of the day:
when was the last time you had a Yoo-Hoo??? remember how your mom
bought the 6-pack box drinks with the little white straws that you
could shove into the little silver hole? the best part... you
thought it was a twisted-yet-tasty version of chocolate milk... but if
u
look closely, it says "chocolate drink." drink? DRINK!?!? yeah,
definitely not milk. notice how the liquid of your favorite
childhood thirst quencher runs up the inside walls of the bottle with
the consistency of water. i was convinced it was chocolate milk
up until last nite when i bought this at the gas station. sooo yeah...
definitely not milk.
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